+3500 HAPPY FAMILIES
TIRED OF BORING HALLOWEEN DECOR?
Not every porch has a ghost that says exactly what everyone's thinking.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
⚠️ Fair Warning: He Causes Drama.
Your Block Is About to Get
Interesting.
This is the group chat after he shows up on your porch. You've been warned.
Linda, #14
Dave, #9
You
Linda, #14
Dave, #9
Not All Ghosts Are
Built The Same.
He outlasts (and out-personalities) the plastic thing from the seasonal aisle.
| Generic Decor | Rude Ghost | |
|---|---|---|
| Glow | Dim | Bright & warm |
| Weatherproof | ||
| Install | Nails & drills | Hang, 2 min |
| Personality | None | Zero manners |
| Turns Heads | ||
| Guarantee | Usually none | 30-day back |
Questions? He'll Answer.
(Rudely, But Honestly.)
Does it need batteries?+
Yes — batteries included in the box. No wiring, no outlet, no electrician required.
Is it really weatherproof?+
Built to handle rain, wind, and cold nights outdoors. He doesn't care about the forecast.
How long does shipping take?+
Ships from the USA. Most orders arrive within 5–7 business days.
What if I don't love him?+
30-day money-back guarantee, no questions asked. He's rude, we're not.
Is he appropriate for the front porch?+
Depends on your neighbors' sense of humor. We take no responsibility either way.